Las Vegas NV

Well we made it to vegas by the 7th day of our trip and were a little crazed out of our minds at this point. We both dont like gambling so we hit the strip for some fun and first thing we see (and hear) is a guy with a bicycle standing next to a king tut statue at the luxor blowing a snot rocket on ol' tut's knee. pretty awesome. he blew a couple rockets out. We wandered from casino to casino and thought it would be a good idea to get drinks at the bellagio (where they are about three times the normal price for cocktails) ??????? we found a bar doing outdoor karaoke and hung out there for a few songs and met some bat shit crazy people including mike from texas and some guy with a blue tooth implanted in his head singing songs like rudolph the rednosed raindeer and look at me I'm sandra dee from grease. We wandered back to our awesome castle hotel only to be stuck in an elevator with a drunk german couple kissing and talking really fast in german and making weird barnyard noises.

Vegas Baby!!

The Paris Hotel



The fountain at the belagio



The craziest guy in Vegas. An indian/american gentleman from Texas who said the word "fricken" 75 times in 5 minutes. He believed every lie abby fed him including how she got herpes from her dad and lives in alaska in an igloo. At one point he said "why dont someone get up there and sing like "uuuuuuuhg Uuuuuuggghhhh uuuuuggghhhh" and started banging his fists on the bar, yup craziest guy in Vegas.



Our Hotel, Excaliber!



Diablo Bar on the strip



Awesome, huge, moss statue of a goblin in the lobby of the belagio hotel/casino.



Knight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Louie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




New York New York Hotel




Rock em Sock em robots!



The Luxor hotel



The View from our hotel room

The buffet at the king's roundtable, really intense food experience. I think I gained ten pounds here.



The fountain at the bellagio

Utah is weird!

They give you ALOT of butter in utah!

Also this happened to us in Utah:
Volkswagen Jump

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Ghost Rock






We really didnt care for utah at all. everyone stared at us and it is desolate and strange. But contrary to popular belief they DO sell beer in utah (just not in salt lake city) regardless we stocked up on this great beer called mothership wit while we were in colorado, and drank it in our hotel room cause we were scared to interact with the locals.

Driving through the rockies

Golden Colorado

Welcoming sign to Golden Colorado, a small mining town and home of the original coors brewing plant. This place was almost like a ghost town but had some cool bars and restaurants, very neat town.



Neat bike stand in the shape of a bike!



An Awesome old sign advertising for a "miner's theater" and a drugstore that has since been closed.



Mountain with a giant M carved into the side of it

Buffallo Bill store in Nebraska

Crazy buffallo bill store in Nebraska. Wasnt buffallo bill a major asshole to the indians or something? There was a miniature museum and a two headed cow????

video from ohio

partying in chi-town

So drunk that we took pictures as our favorite characters from taxi. can you guess who we are? that's right, Reverend Jim!

Partying in Chi-town

More pictures of us getting down in chi-town.







Me and abby were so drunk that we took to the streets after a grad party and tried to get people to take their pants off. this guy wouldnt drop trou but he did goosestep around sticking his tongue in and out and talked incoherently about pleasuring women.

Moonboots and Caffeine dreams in LA

Our first night in LA, Bridie and I stayed in a terrifying, run-down, David Lynch-esque motel on the Sunset strip. The guy at the front desk was super nice although he said his credit card machine only took American Express, not my Visa card-is it motherfucking opposite day or what?
We had to get cash and for our troubles, he gave us a room at the one bed price with two beds.
The room had two lights in it, one sans lampshade, in a very dark room with brown shag carpeting and darker brown wood-panelled walls. I believe there was also a hunting scene decoupaged by the bedside table.
After stinking up the toilet, I took a muscle relaxer and Bridie kept drinking as she had all night.
While we didn't end up butchered into chili by Leatherface, B-Jo made me sleep in the same bed with her and my neck meat continues to be on the stiff side.
Also, in the morning, we had to go back because Bridie forgot her pillow and the guy at the front desk was wearing soapy plastic glove and washing a very cute white dog in the parking lot-probably a conduit of all the souls that had killed themselves there.

Sightseeing around Chicago

the famous chicago theater sign (note the apt bldg to the left designed to look like a corn cob)




















Street performer in downtown












Jesus Saves sign from church featured in the Blues Brothers Movie (2 blocks from sam's house)






Wrigley Field from the L train, there was a game going on!






Sam told us Chicago means "smells of Onions" in native american...
sears tower, tallest bldg in the USA on the right

The Bean

Rock and Roll McDonalds

A Giant McDonalds that had rooms dedicated to every decade of rock music, 50's - present day.
Very fancy and big, not like the McDonalds that I am accustomed too, but the mcnuggets still give you shit squirts.







Playing around with the statues out front